NONSENCE JOKES for
Christmas
1. What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It's Christmas,
Eve!
This joke ignores the fact that the
Garden of Eden story predates the Christmas story by around 3,700 years. Even
if some pedantic Evangelical theologian wants to challenge this date estimate, surely
no one doubts that the Old Testament predates the New Testament.
2. What falls at the North Pole without getting hurt? Snow.
This joke ignores global warming, which
means that soon there will be no more snow and no more North Pole …. Just a
ozoneless vacuous space around the planet formerly known as Earth.
3. What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it’s already stuffed.
This joke ignores the fact that our
family is eating duck this Christmas, so there will be no turkey.
4. Where does Santa stay when he is on holiday? At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
This joke ignores the fact
that there has never, ever been any suggestion that Santa takes a holiday, nor is
there any scientific research showing that Santa has a stammer or other speech
impediment.
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