Happy St Valentine's Day to all the beautiful women I saluted in my book I DANCE THEREFORE I AM: in Scotland, England, America, and all over. You know who you are. People who have read the book all over the world also know who you are. I love you all. Thank you for dancing with me!

and here for you is my favorite Limerick from the book:

Catriona, a pretty young lass
Had a truly magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you possibly think
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.