Keep fit and be grateful for good health

Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80! 

1.      Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 

2.      In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 

3.      No one expects you to run—anywhere. 

4.      People call at 8 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?” 

5.      People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 

6.      There is nothing left to learn the hard way. 

7.      Things you buy now won't wear out. 

8.      You can eat supper at 5 PM   . 

9.      You can live without sex but not your glasses. 

10.   Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 

11.  You can't remember who sent you this list.